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Budget Crash

I was working on the budget late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight:
Harry Reid from his lair began to arise
And suddenly to my surprise

(He made it crash) He made the budget crash.
(The budget crash) It was a power snatch.
(He wants the cash) The money’s gone in a flash.
(The budget’s hash) Reid can’t do basic math.

From the Senate floor up in old D.C.,
To the lobby where the special interests feast,
The liberals all came from their humble abodes
To grab all the cash when the debt limit goes

(He made it crash) Reid made the budget crash.
(The budget crash) It was a power snatch.
(He wants the cash) The money’s gone in a flash.
(The budget’s hash) Reid can’t do basic math.

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I’m talkin’ to the Man in the White House

“I’m talkin’ to the Man in the White House,
I’m askin’ him stop laying blame.
O-bamacare’s a big-time disaster;
If you wanna make the world a better place,
Stop spendin’ our money on your golfing ga-ame!”

(Sung to the tune of “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson)

Note: This whole shutdown thing is inspiring me to write catchy songs about it.

Well, okay, to write parody lyrics about it.  ‘Cause, you know, the whole thing lends itself well to satire.

I would’ve posted this on Twitter, but it lost something with the 140 character thing.  Like about half of it.

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