Budget Crash

I was working on the budget late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight:
Harry Reid from his lair began to arise
And suddenly to my surprise

(He made it crash) He made the budget crash.
(The budget crash) It was a power snatch.
(He wants the cash) The money’s gone in a flash.
(The budget’s hash) Reid can’t do basic math.

From the Senate floor up in old D.C.,
To the lobby where the special interests feast,
The liberals all came from their humble abodes
To grab all the cash when the debt limit goes

(He made it crash) Reid made the budget crash.
(The budget crash) It was a power snatch.
(He wants the cash) The money’s gone in a flash.
(The budget’s hash) Reid can’t do basic math.

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One response to “Budget Crash

  1. In case it’s not obvious, the tune is “Monster Mash”.

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